Mooched from Phil. :/

001. Real name → Jordan D.
002. Nickname → Joan, Jodin, Tard, etc...
003. Status → Takenn. ;D
004. Zodiac sign → Taurus.
005. Male or female → Male.
006. Elementary → St. Joseph Elementary School
007. Middle School → Chateauguay Valley Regional High School
008. High School → Chateauguay Valley Regional High School
009. Smart → Heh heh. No. =B
010. Hair color → Blonde. Dirty Blonde. Whatever you prefer to call it. =3
011. Long or short → Short.
012. Loud or Quiet → Kinda Quiet.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera → Phone.
015. Health freak – Not really.
016. Drink or Smoke? – I likez duh alcawl and haytz duh smokz. =3
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → I'm with someone?
018. Eat or Drink → Both, damn you. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. D:<
019. Piercings → My left ear used to be pierced. It got infected, so I took it out. ;]
020. Tattoos → They scare me. ):

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Left ear.
024. First best friend → His name was Alex. He moved away a long time ago. =\
025. First award → Music award. I used to sing really loudly in music class. >_>; Wayyy back in elementary school. xD
026. First crush → Err. I think it was Jasmine Steingue. O__O;
027. First pet → Prolly a fish.
028. First big vacation → I went to Montreal once? My biggest was maybe to Niagara Falls. =3
030. First big birthday → I can't remember. 16 years of life is far too much to remember. >.>;

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating – Nothing.
050. Drinking → Nothing.
052. I'm about to → See everyone, and they'll attack me. Because. They didn't know I was coming@school today. ;D
053. Listening to → Someone else's music beside me. =\
054. Plans for today → Get home from school, go to work, hopefully get fired. Then see my girlfriend.
055. Waiting for → the end of tonight's shift. =3

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yes.
059. Want to get married? – Yes.
060. Careers in mind – Maybe a voice actor, teaching, opening a business, photography, [s]pornographic website owner[/s], etc.. =B

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?:
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
070. Shorter or taller? – Definitely shorter.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantic.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.
074. Sensitive or loud → Heheh. I like both of 'dem.
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → ... Several times. Including my current pair. I 'unno where they is. =3
081. Ran away from home → runhaildum. D=
084. Broken someones heart → Probably... =\
085. Been arrested → No
087. Cried when someone died → Yeah. My second cousin. =\ And Chrno. >_> *drools all over keyboard.*

DO YOU BELIEVE:
089. Yourself → sometimes.
090. Miracles → Meh, kind of?
091. Love at first sight → Yarr. then you get to know them... =S
092. Heaven → Yes.
093. Santa clause → No.
094. Sex on the first date → ABSOLUTELY NOT. D:<
095. Kiss on the first date → Maybe. If she's willing. =\

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → I'm there?
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → not really. My job sucks, I'm never home. And I'm always hungry. D=
099. Do you believe in God → I guess.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → ;D